Courtesy of Weekend Party Update (all real quotes, in real order, with many omissions)
“How are you doing? How are you doing? How are you doing. Art you having fun? It’s really great. Are you having fun? I’m having fun. Absolutely. We’re having a great time. Are you having a good time? Having a great time. Do you love [name of arts organization]? Uh, yeah? It’s a great place. This is a wonderful night. Are you having a great time? I’m having a great time! It’s a great place. You always look great. No you look great! You’re not leaving. [Martini break]. So, you’re having an okay time? We’re having a great time. We’re having a great time. We do a lot of corporate events. This has been wonderful. Everyone’s so excited. You’re doing a great job, and you look great. You look really good. So, are you having an okay time tonight? It’s really cool, yeah, it’s really fun. Well, you look good. Thanks. You’re welcome. You look good too. Thank God you’re here. I’m out of cigarettes. We were at the opera gala before this. People love opera. [Silence]. [Dancing]. [Making out while dancing]. Okay, so we’re saying good night. Have a good night. Buh-bye.”